misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye, via crackisbackinbusiness)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

(Source: tonydinozzos, via underthemoo-n)

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

(via lookprettyy-playdiirtyy)

ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

(Source: bellybow, via wendynp)

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on. This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

(Source: gay-elves-and-hungry-vulcans, via underthemoo-n)

avas-poltergeist:

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

(Source: fefetasprite, via 0mgitsnancy)

sprintthroughhyrule:

askdreamsillysillydream:

hate-atsecondsight:

ihearttangled:

mermaidprincess-ariel:

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

WHAT

i just wanna see it

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

Sorry, I had to see this.

sprintthroughhyrule:

askdreamsillysillydream:

hate-atsecondsight:

ihearttangled:

mermaidprincess-ariel:

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

WHAT

i just wanna see it

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

Sorry, I had to see this.

(via traces0fmylipstick)

(Source: cool-ass-shit, via dollyw00d)

(Source: weheartit.com, via feellng)

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